"Am I going to hate this book?"

You may have difficulty with this book if you are visually impaired and use screen-reader software. You will probably run into problems with unusual text layout and fonts. Unfortunately, unless someone volunteers to create an audio-book from this work, there is probably no solution available at this time.

Beyond that, you may also hate this book if you are easily offended. In the interest of reducing the net blood pressure of the world, the author offers the following consumer warnings: