"Am I going to hate this book?"

You may have difficulty with this book if you are visually impaired and use screen-reader software. You will probably run into problems with unusual text layout and fonts. Unfortunately, unless someone volunteers to create an audio-book from this work, there is probably no solution available at this time.

Beyond that, you may also hate this book if you are easily offended. In the interest of reducing the net blood pressure of the world, the author offers the following consumer warnings:

• One or more of the characters in this book may participate in non-traditional family arrangements and/or out-of-wedlock sexual relationships. If this causes you distress, you should avoid reading the book.
• One or more of the characters in this book may be hostile towards members of monotheistic religions. Again, if this concerns you, you might be happiest avoiding this book. If you are unsure whether your religion is monotheistic, consult a qualified advisor.
• In addition, the author has utterly omitted to write any explicit, graphic sex scenes. If you are offended by this omission, please do not, under any circumstances, read this book.